gynecologist leave the room
when you undre$$?
2. If a person owns a piece of
land, do they own it all the
way down to the center of
the earth?
3. Why are they called stairs
inside but steps outside?
4. Why is there a light in the
fridge but not in the freezer?
5. Why do toasters always
have a setting on them
which burns your toast to a
horrible crisp no one would
eat?
6. Who was the first person
to look at a cow and say "I
think i'll squeeze these
dangly things here and drink
what comes out"?
7. Can blind people see
their dreams and do they
dream?
8. Why is a person who
handles money called a
broker, can he be broke?
9. If quizzes are quizzical,
what are tests?
10. If corn oil is made from
corn and vegetable oil is
made from vegetables. What
is baby oil made from?
11. Why is it that when
someone tells you that
there's billions of stars in the
universe,
you believe them. But if they
tell you there's wet paint
somewhere you have to
touch it?
12. Why do you call it an
asteroid when its outside the
hemisphere, yet call it
hemorrhoid when its in your
a$$?
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