LITTLE MERCY

Little Mercy was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually, she slept throught the class.
One day the teacher called on her while she was sleeping, "Tell me, Mercy, who created the universe?"
when Mercy didn't stir, Little Johnny, a boy sitting in the class behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear.
"GOD ALMIGHTY!", Mercy shouted and the teacher said, "Very good" and Mercy fell back asleep.
A while later, the teacher asked Mercy, "Who is our Lord and saviour?" But Mercy didn't wake from her sleep. Once again, Johnny came to her rescue and struck her with the pin again.
"JESUS CHRIST!" Mercy shouted and the teacher said, "Very good" and Mercy fell back to sleep.
The teacher asked Mercy a third question, "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?"
And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mercy jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT FUC K!NG THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP TO YOUR A$$!"
The teacher fainted.

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