JESUS SAVES

Jesus and the devil were
arguing over which one of
them was the better
computer programmer.
"I am!" Jesus shouted.
"No, I am!"
countered the devil.
"I am!"
"I am!"
"Me!"
"No, me!"
"EEENOUGH!" God
bellowed, and the whole
universe disappeared into
darkness. When the lights
came back on, two
computers were sitting in
front of them.
God said "Now, whoever
makes the best computer
program in twenty minutes
wins."
Jesus and the devil both sat
down and started typing and clicking
furiously. This went on for
about 15 minutes, but then
there was a power failure,
and everything went dark again.
When everything came back
up again, the computer
screens were both blank.
The devil tried in vain to get
back everything he had lost.
He came up empty-handed.
Jesus pressed one key and it
all came back.
The devil looked at him in
astonishment. "No way! How
did you do that?!"
Jesus turned to him and
smiled, and said "Everybody
knows Jesus saves."

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