Saturday, January 14, 2012

Purpose of life

I've been looking for the
meaning and purpose of life for
the past 60 years. Now, I've
finally found the answer.
On the first day,
God created the dog and said,
"Sit all day by the door of your
house and bark at anyone who
comes in or walks past. For this,
I will give you a life span of
twenty years."
The dog said, "That's a long time
to be barking. How about only
ten years and I'll give you back
the other ten?"
So God agreed......
On the second day, God created
the monkey and said,
"Entertain people, do tricks, and
make them laugh. For this, I'll
give you a twenty-year life
span."
The monkey said, "Monkey tricks
for twenty years? That's a pretty
long time to perform. How
about I give you back ten like
the dog did?"
And God agreed......
On the third day, God created
the cow and said,
"You must go into the field with
the farmer all day long and
suffer under the sun, have
calves and give milk to support
the farmer's family. For this, I
will give you a life span of sixty
years."
The cow said, "That's kind of a
tough life you want me to live
for sixty years. How about
twenty and I'll give back the
other forty?"
And God agreed again......
On the fourth day, God created
humans and said,
"Eat, sleep, play, marry and
enjoy your life. For this, I'll give
you twenty years."
But the human said, "Only
twenty years?
Could you possibly give me my
twenty,
the forty the cow gave back,
the ten the monkey gave back,
and the ten the dog gave back;
that makes eighty, okay?"
"Okay," said God. "You asked for
it."
So that is why for our first
twenty years, we eat, sleep, play
and enjoy ourselves.
For the next forty years, we
slave in the sun to support our
family.
For the next ten years, we do
monkey tricks to entertain the
grandchildren.
And for the last ten years, we sit
on the front porch and bark at
everyone.
Life has now been explained to
you.
There is no need to thank me for
this valuable information. I'm
doing it as a public service.
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