DIFFERENCES BETWEEN PRISON AND WORK PLACE

WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT THE
DIFFERENCES BETWEEN WORK
AND PRISON... Maybe prison isn't so bad...

IN PRISON You spend the
majority of your time in an
8x10 cell.
AT WORK You spend most of
your time in a 6x8 cubicle.

IN PRISON You get three
meals a day.
AT WORK You get a break for
1 meal and you have to pay
for it.

IN PRISON You get time off
for good behavior.
AT WORK You get rewarded
for good behavior with more
work.

IN PRISON A guard locks and
unlocks all the doors for
you.
AT WORK You must carry
around a security card and unlock and open all the doors yourself.

IN PRISON You can watch TV
and play games.
AT WORK You get fired for
watching TV and playing
games.

IN PRISON You get your own
toilet.
AT WORK You have to share.

IN PRISON They allow your
family and friends to visit.
AT WORK You cannot even
speak to your family and friends.

IN PRISON All expenses are
paid by taxpayers, with no work required by you.
AT WORK You get to pay all
the expenses to go to work, and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON You spend most
of your life looking through
bars from inside wanting to get out.
AT WORK You spend most of
your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

IN PRISON There are wardens
who are often sadistic.
AT WORK They are called
supervisors.

IN PRISON You have
unlimited time to read e-mail jokes.
AT WORK You get fired if you
get caught.

NOW GET BACK TO WORK!

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