EXPOSURE

A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and her right br£@$t was hanging out.
A police officer approaches her and says, "Do you know I can cite you for indecent exposure?"
She says, "Why officer?"
"Because your br£@$t is hanging out" he says.
She looks down and says, "OH MY GOD, I left the baby on the bus again"

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PLEASE ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS, I'M NOT JOKING

1. if olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

2. Why is ABBREVIATION such a long word?

3. If we are not supposed to eat some animals, why are they made of meat?

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BABY SNAKE'S QUESTION

Baby Snake: Mummy, are we poisonous?
Mother Snake: Yes, honey, but why do you want to know?
Baby Snake: Well, I just bit my tongue.

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THE FROG'S CALL

A psychic hot line called a frog and told him "You are going to meet a beautiful young lady who will like to know everything about you."
The frog said "That's great! where will I meet her?" In her biology class in the lab.

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THE WAY OUT

A woman walked into a pet store where Harry was working. "Excuse me," she said, "but could you help me out?"
"Sure," Harry said. "Just go through that door!"

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