Monday, November 7, 2011

Riddle 10 - The shot

One woman shoots her husband. After the shot she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner night together. How can this be? Explain.

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THE FORTUNE

Daughter told to her mother,

“Right now I just see a healthy white big cat went out from our kitchen”
Mother tells daughter,
” It is good sign and fortune to see a white big cat.”
Daughter replied,
“Yes, and fortune is that it has eaten all of your foods.”
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Sunday, November 6, 2011

HUNG TO DRY

After hearing that one of the patients in a mental hospital had saved another from a suicide attempt by pulling him out of a bathtub, the hospital director reviewed the rescuer's file and called him into his office. "Mr. Haroldson, your records and your heroic behavior indicate that you're ready to go home. I'm only sorry that the man you saved later killed himself with a rope around the neck." "Oh, he didn't kill himself," Mr. Haroldson replied. "I hung him up to dry."
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Saturday, November 5, 2011

civilization


civilization has now got to the animal kingdom
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POTATOES

Three women escaped from prison. A blonde and two brunets. So to get away from the cops they hid in an abandoned farm house. In the farm house there were three burlap sacks sitting around. So they hid in them. When the cops came to the farm house the one of the cops saw the sacks, the officers yells, "There's just three burlap sacks in here!" To which his partner replies, "Then kick them just to be sure it's not them hiding". The officer goes and kicks the one with the brunet in it and she yells, "MEEEYYOWW!" the officer said "Oh, its just a stupid cat in there." So he kicks the one with the other brunet in it and she yells, "RUUFFF RUFFF!", so the officer says, "Oh, it's just a stupid dog!" Then he kicks the sack with the blonde in it and she yells, "POTATOES!"
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