SAILING WITH THE DEVIL

On a ship, an American, a British
and a Nigerian were sailing. The
Devil appeared and said "drop
something in the sea, if I find it
I'll eat you but if I can't, then I'll
be your slave. The American
dropped a diamond, the devil
found it and ate him. The British
dropped a small platinum piece,
the devil found it and ate him
too. The Nigerian opened a bottle
of water, emptied it in the sea
and said "today na today! Find
am, I dey wait".

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THE BLOOD DONATION

A guy donated blood to his
girlfriend while she was terribly
sick and urgently needed blood.
A few months later, view broke
up. The guy then went to the girl
and ask for his blood back. The
girl threw him her menstrual pad
and said I'll pay in monthly
instalments.

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GRANDMA IS DEAD

Son: mum I thought grandma is dead?

Mum: thunder fire you! It's your own mama go die first

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SUPERNATURAL LESSON

A professor at the University wasgiving a lecture on the supernatural.
To get a feel for his audience, he asks “How many people here believe in ghosts?”
About 90 students raised their
hands.

“Well, that’s a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you’ve seen a ghost?”
About 40 students raised their hands. “That’s really good. I’m really glad you take this
seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?”

About 15 students raise their hands. “Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?”
3 students raise their hands.
“That’s fantastic.

Now let me ask you one question further. Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?”
Way in the back, Akpos raised his hand.
The professor takes off his glasses, and says, “All the years
I’ve been giving this lecture; no one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost. You’ve got to come up here and tell us about your experience.”

The big redneck student replied with a nod and a grin, and began to make his way up to the podium. When he reached the front of the room, the professor asks, “So, tell us what it’s like to have sex with a ghost?”

He replied, “Ghossst????
Shiiiiit! From way back there I thought you said,”Goats!”

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