I DIDN'T KNOW YOUR DAD WAS A PHARMACIST

One day, a young guy goes into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist, "Hello, could you give me a c¤nd¤m? I'm going to my girlfriend's home for dinner and I think I may be in with a chance!" The pharmacist hands him the condom and as the young man was going out; he returns and says, "Give me another c¤nd¤m because my girlfriend's sister is very cute too. She always crosses her legs in a provocative manner when she sees me and I think I might strike it lucky there too." The pharmacist gives him a second condom and as the boy was leaving he turns back and says, "Go on, give me one more
c¤nd¤m because my girlfriend's mum is still pretty cute and when she sees me she always makes eyes, and since she invited me for dinner, I think she is expecting me to make a move!
During dinner, the young man was sitting with his girlfriend on his left, the sister on his right and the mum facing him. When the dad gets there, the boy lowers his head and starts praying, "Dear Lord, bless this dinner and Thank you for all you give us." A minute later the boy was still praying; "Thank you Lord for your kindness...." Ten minutes passed and the boy was still praying, keeping his head down. The others looked at each other surprised and his girlfriend was even more surprised than the others. She gets close to the boy and says into his ear, "I didn't know you were so religious. "The boy replies, "I didn't know your dad was a pharmacist!"

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