NIGERIAN HELL

A man dies and goes to hell.
When he arrives, he finds
that there is a different hell
for each country. He goes first to the German
hell and asks "What do they
do here?". He is told "First they
put you in an electric chair for
an hour. Then they lay you
on a bed of nails for
another hour. Then the
German devil comes in and whips you for the rest of
the day." The man does not like the sound of that at all, so he moves on. He checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more. He discovers that they are all
more or less the same as
the German hell. Then he comes to the Nigerian hell and finds that there is a very long line of people waiting to get in. Amazed he asks "What do
they do here?" He is told.."First
they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for
another hour. Then the
Nigerian devil comes in and
whips you for the rest of
the day." "But that is exactly the same as all the other hells - why are there so many
people waiting to get in?"

"Because there is never any
electricity, so the electric
chair does not work,
someone stole all the nails,
and the devil used to be a
public servant, so he comes in,
punches his time-card
and then goes back home..

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