THE DAMN ACCOUNT

A crusty old man walks into a bank and says to the teller at the window, '' I want to open a DAMN chequeing account '' The astonished woman replies '' I beg ur pardon sir,i must have misunderstood u.What did u say? '' '' Listen up,DAMMIT.I said i want to open a DAMN chequeing account,NOW! '' '' I'm very sorry sir,but that kind of language is not tolerated in this bank '' The teller leaves the window and goes over to the bank manager to inform him of her situation.The manager agreed that the teller does not have to listen to any foul language.They both return to the window and the manger asks the old geezer.. '' Sir,What seems to be the problem here? ''. '' There is no DAMN problem '' The man replies '' I just won 100 MILLION BUCKS in the DAMN lottery and i want to open a DAMN chequeing account in this DAMN bank,OKAY!!! ''. '' 100 MILLION BUCKS! '' The manager shouted ''Don't mind the DAMN FOOL, I am the DAMN manager of this DAMN bank and I can help you open the DAMN account this very DAMN minute!''.

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