Wednesday, April 25, 2012

POSITIVE, COMPARATIVE AND SUPERLATIVE

A teaching practice teacher
was preparing for the arrival
of his invigilator, so he
decided to use the adjective
comparative and superlative
drill to rehearse well with the
pupils. He arranged with the
pupils that he would shout
out the positive and they
would all chorus the
comparative and the
superlative.
Here is how it all went on
when the invigilator was
around:
Akpos : Big!
Pupils: Bigger Biggest!
Akpos : Small!
Pupils: Smaller Smallest!
Akpos : Tall!
Pupils: Taller Tallest!
Akpos : Short!
Pupils: Shorter Shortest!
and so on. Now it's time for
the teacher to stop this
interesting exercise, so he
shouted 'stop' at the peak of
the exercise and the pupils
with all enthusiasm chorused:
Stopper Stoppest!
Akpos (out of
disappointment): What?
Pupils: Whater whatest!
Akpos : (frustrated) OK!
Pupils: Oker Okest!
Akpos : (Extremely angry)
shouted STUPID!
Pupils: Stupider Stupidest.
Here, the invigilator decided
to intervene.
Invigilator: (Shouted) SILENCE!
Pupil: Silencer Silencest!
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