THE OTHER ONE IN THE MIRROR

One day, a man comes home
from work and greets his wife.
Upon seeing him, she asks for $20 to buy meat for dinner.
He leads her to a mirror,
holds up the $20 bill and says to her, "Honey, the $20 in the mirror is yours. The other belongs to me."
Satisfied with his "ingenious"
remark, he sits back and the
incident was forgotten.
...
The next day, he comes
home and greets his wife.
When he goes to the dining
room, the table is laden with meats and delicious foods.
Shaken, he asks his wife
where she got the money.
She leads him to the same
mirror and lifts up her skirt. "See that p**** in the mirror? That one belongs to you. The other belongs to the butcher."

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IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL

A man comes home from work one day and he says to his wife: "Honey, I got a new secretary. And imagine what happened! She's got a red and white bra. You know, these are the colors of my favorite football team. Anyway, it's not a big deal but it feels good." The next day when they come home his wife asks, "How was your day?" The man says: "Fantastic! It's not only her bra that is red and white but also her panties. You know it's not a big deal but it really feels good!" The third day they meet at home after work and now the man asks his wife, "And what happened today in your office, honey?" She says, "Oh, nothing special, sweetheart. I got a new boss today. His d*** is two inches longer than yours. You know it's not a big deal but, it feels good!"

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DON'T WORRY

The pretty teacher was concerned with one of her eleven-year-old students. Taking him aside after after class one day, she asked,
"Little Johnny, why has your school work been so poor lately?"

"I'm in love," the boy replied.

Holding back urge to smile, she asked, "With whom?"

"With you," he said.

"But Johnny," she said gently, "Don't you see how silly that is? It's true that I would like a husband of my own someday. But I don't want a child."

"Oh, don't worry," the boy replied reassuringly, "I'll use a rubber!"

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CURED OF MADNESS

A psychiatrist wanted to know how many of his patients have been cured of madness, so he assembled them in a classroom and drew a big door on the blackboard. He told the class that̴̶̲̣̣̣̥̩̩̩̥̲̥̅̊ ̲̅if anyone can open ddoor on the board, that person will receive a gift of N20,000 and will be free to go home. On hearing this, they all rushed to the board to open the door, except one young man who remained in his seat at the back smiling. The psychiatrist, with joy and excitement on his face seeing Dα̲̅ƭ somebody has been cured of madness, went to himand asked, why didn't you join your mates to open d door? The young man replied, don't mind those mad people, they are just fooling themselves, they don't know that I have the key with me in my pocket.

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