CONCLUSION:
A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.
CELEBRITY: A celebrity is someone who works hard all his life to become known and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognised.
ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.
AMNESIA: condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to have sex again.
ANTIQUE: An item your grandparents bought, your parents got rid of, and you're buying again.
CAR SICKNESS: The feeling you
get when the car payment is
due.
CHICKENS: The only animals you
eat before they are born and
after they are dead.
COURTESY: The art of yawning
with your mouth closed.
DICTIONARY: A place where
success comes before work.
DIPLOMAT: A person who tells
you to go to hell in such a way
that you actually look forward
to the trip.
DIVORCE: Future tense of
marriage.
DOCTOR: A person who kills
your ills by pills, and kills you
with his bills.
Etc: A sign to make others
believe that you know more
than you actually do.
ETERNITY: The last two minutes
of a football game.
EXPERIENCE : The name men give
to their mistakes.
FAMILY PLANNING: the art of
spacing your children the proper
distance apart to keep you on
the edge of financial disaster.
FULL NAME: What you call your
child when you're mad at him/
her.
GOSSIP: A person who will
never tell a lie if the truth will
do more damage.
GRANDMOTHER: A baby-sitter
who doesn't hang around the
refrigerator.
GRANDPARENTS: The people
who think your children are
wonderful even though they're
sure you're not raising them
right.
KISSING: A means of getting
two people so close together
that they can't see anything
wrong with each other.
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