SHARING ORANGES

Two boys stole a bag of oranges from a neighbour and decided to share it among themselves. They could not find a conducive place for the sharing so they decided to go to the nearby cemetery. As they were jumping over the gate of the cemetery, two oranges fell from the bag but they could not go back to pick them. Shortly,a drunk man who was passing by the cemetery heard a voice saying 'one for me,one for you; one for me,one for you'. Alarmed, he quickly ran to the local church to call the priest saying "please come and hear Jesus and Satan sharing corpses in the cemetery." The shocked priest ran with him back to the cemetery and as they listened,the voice continued. . . "one for me,one for you. . . " Suddenly,the voice stopped counting and said "what about those two at the gate?" immediately, the man and the priest took to their heels shouting and screaming "we are not dead yet! we are not dead yet!!"

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