court after being arrested for
smoking Marijuana.
The judge says, 'You seem like
nice young men, and I'd like
to give you a second chance
instead of jail time. I want
you to go out this weekend
and try to convince others of
the evils of drug use. I'll see
you back in court Monday.'
On Monday, the judge asks
the first guy, 'How did you do
over the weekend?'
'Well, your honor, I
persuaded 17 people to give
up drugs forever.'
'Seventeen people? That's
wonderful. How did you do
it?'
'I used a diagram, your
honor. I drew two circles like
this: O o. Then I told them
that the big circle is your
brain before drugs and the
small circle is your brain after
drugs.'
'That's admirable,' says the
judge. Then he turns to the
second guy. 'And how did you
do?'
'Well, your honor, I
persuaded 156 people to give
up drugs forever.'
'Wow!' says the judge. '156
people! How did you manage
to do that?'
'Well, I used a similar
diagram,' the guy says. 'I
drew two circles like this: o O.
Then I pointed to the little
circle and said, 'This is your
asshole before prison."
hahaha...:)
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