Application to Date my
Daughter
NOTE: This application will be
incomplete and rejected unless
accompanied by a complete
financial statement, job history,
lineage, and current medical
report from your doctor.
NAME____________________
DATE OF BIRTH_____________
HEIGHT___________
WEIGHT____________ IQ__________
GPA______________
SOCIAL SECURITY#________________
DRIVERS LICENSE #________________
BOY SCOUT RANK AND
BADGES_______________________________________
HOME
ADDRESS_______________________
CITY/STATE___________...
Thursday, July 26, 2012
DATING VERSUS MARRIAGE
Dating vs. Marriage
When you are dating..... Farting is never an issue. When you are married ....You make sure there's nothing flammable near your husband at all times.
When you are dating..... He holds your hand in public. When you are married ....He flicks your ear in public.
When you are dating..... A Single bed for 2 isn't THAT bad. When you are married ....A King size bed feels like an army cot.
When you are dating........
Tuesday, July 17, 2012
DRUNK HUSBAND|NAGGING WIFE
A drunk came home very late and
sat on the Door step for thirty
minutes trying to figure out
what to tell his harsh and super
strict wife the reason for his
lateness.
He gained Courage, Opened the
Door, and found his wife and son
watching a late Night movie. He
passed them and Went Upstairs,
his heart pounding hard. To his
surprise, his wifedidn't say a
word. Just to confirm, he decided
to walk past them, and again
back to the...
Friday, July 13, 2012
THE MIGHTIEST OF ALL ANIMALS
A lion woke up one morning
feeling rowdy. He went out and
cornered a small monkey and
roared, "Who is mightiest of all
jungle animals?"
The trembling monkey said,
"You are, mighty lion!"
Later, the lion confronted a deer
and bellowed, "Who is mightiest
of all jungle animals?"
The terrified deer stammered,
"Oh great lion, you are by far
the mightiest animal in the
jungle!"
On a roll, the lion swaggered up
to an elephant and roared,...
Tuesday, July 10, 2012
THE WINNER
A group of scientists did a
competition to test the
intelligence of Nigerian students
in inventing things.
On the grand finalle, three
students were called form0the
crowd to come and present what
they invented.
The first student went there and
said "I'm Adeseun Tope from
Lagos, i invented a biro that can
write what people are saying on
a paper itself,he practicalised it
and he was applauded"
The next student went there and
said...
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