Showing posts with label Sadar jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Sadar jokes. Show all posts

Sunday, August 28, 2011

CHOLESTEROL FREE


One day, Mr. Sadar angrily
rushed back
into the supermarket where he
had earlier
purchased a packet of
butter.
He shouted in annoyance at the
shop attendant, "Where is my
free gift?"
"But
Sir, there is no free
for purchasing butter," the
shopkeeper politely answered
him.
"Don't think you can fool me!!,"
shouted Mr. Sadar,
"it is clearly written on the
packet of the butter 'Cholesterol
free'.
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Sunday, August 21, 2011

PARKING FINEPARKING FINE

One day Mr. Sardar was driving and felt like easing himself, he parked somewhere on the road and quickly went, After coming back to his car he finds a note saying "Parking Fine" He writes a note and sticks it 2 pole "Thanks 4 d complement"
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Thursday, August 18, 2011

EVERY 10 SECONDS

One day, a teacher lecturing on population says - In India after Every 10 seconds a woman gives birth to a kid.

A Sardar stands up and says- we must find & stop her!.
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Saturday, August 13, 2011

THE WEATHER FORECAST

One day a Sardhar was
walking and had a glove on
one hand and not on other hand
so a man asked him why
did he do so. He Replied that
the weather forecast
announced that on one hand
it would be cold and on the
other hand it would be hot.
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Wednesday, August 10, 2011

SLOW WRITING

One day, Sardar was writing something very slowly.
A friend asked: "Why are you writing so slowly?
Sardar: "I am writing to my six years old son, he can't read very fast.
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