A man was walking down
the street when he was
accosted by a particularly
dirty and shabby-looking
homeless man who asked
him for a couple of dollars
for dinner.
The man took out his wallet,
extracted ten dollars and
asked, "If I give you this
money, will you buy some
beer with it instead?"
"No, I had to stop drinking
years ago," the homeless
man replied.
"Will you use it to gamble
instead of buying food?" the
man asked.
"No, I...
Thursday, August 30, 2012
Saturday, August 25, 2012
COURT CASE
Two young guys appear in
court after being arrested for
smoking Marijuana.
The judge says, 'You seem like
nice young men, and I'd like
to give you a second chance
instead of jail time. I want
you to go out this weekend
and try to convince others of
the evils of drug use. I'll see
you back in court Monday.'
On Monday, the judge asks
the first guy, 'How did you do
over the weekend?'
'Well, your honor, I
persuaded 17 people to give
up...
Wednesday, August 22, 2012
THE MAN SHE LOVES MOST
One day a man came back
early from his office. He was
shocked to
see his wife with another
man -
jona. He told his wife to go
out of the room. Then he said
to
jona, "what are you doing
here?"jona
replied "I love your wife &
she loves me too.” To this
the
man
said "I know that my wife
loves
me & not you." After a long
conversation they decided
"we'll
hold our guns & fire at
each other
&pretend to be dead. She
will
mourn...
Sunday, August 12, 2012
FRUSTRATED PRINCIPAL
A frustrated principal said to
his students on a monday
morning at the assembly
ground; Since the Genesis of
this term, some students
have been Exodusing home
early and i will use my
Levitical power to
Deuteronomise their
Numbers. To do this, i have
appointed Joshua as one of
the Judges, Ruth and Samuel
as Kings. To chronicle the
event is Ezra. Nehemiah and
Esther will complete the Job
and they shall all sing in
Psalms and speak...
Monday, August 6, 2012
SACRIFICIAL GIVING|COUPLE JOKE
A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny. So the husband offered to donate some of his own skin. However, the only skin on his body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from his buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would t...ell no one about where the skin...
Sunday, August 5, 2012
ENGLISH STUDENT
During a hostel inspection, a student whose bed
was untidy had the following conversation with
the house master who happens to be his english
teacher.
Master : Why is your bed untidy?
Student: I don't know Sir.
Master : Are you Mad?
Student: That's a question sir.
Master : Don't be stupid.
Student: Thanks for the advice sir.
Master : Get out of the Hostel.
Student: That's acommand sir.
Master : Goodness!!!!
Student:...
Wednesday, August 1, 2012
GOAL KEEPER SAVES BABY'S LIFE
A soccer goalkeeper was walking
along the street one day when he
heard screams from a nearby
building. He looked up to see
smoke
billowing from a fourth-floor
window
and a woman leaning out
holding a
baby.
"Help ! Help!" screamed the
woman,
"I need someone to catch my
baby!"
A crowd of onlookers had
gathered,
but none was confident about
catching a baby dropped from
such a
great height. then the
goalkeeper,
stepped forward. "I'm...
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