THE BASIC MATHEMATICAL OPERATIONS

One day, A male teacher was teaching his female student the basic operations in mathematics (Addition, subtraction, multiplication and division). The girl doesn't seem to get the difference between these operations and so the teacher decided to explain to the girl practically.,

He k!ss£d her once, and then twice again and said "now that's addition" As he added more k!ss£s in silent satisfaction, the girl sweetly gave back the k!ss£s and he said "that's subtraction" Then he k!ss£d her and she k!ss£d him without explanation and both together said "that's multiplication" then the girl's father appeared upon the scene and made a quick decision. He kicked the teacher very far away and said "that's long division"

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OVERLOADING

A man was driving around
1.00am alone in his car, he got to a check point. The policeman stopped him and asked for everything necessary--(particulars and so on) which he gave out. The policeman had nothing to ask again, in order to charge him, guess what the police man said; "I charge you for driving alone at this time of the day, if you get an accident now who will tell your people?" The man replied: I'm not alone, Jesus Christ is with me here, Angel Gabriel, Angel Rapheal, Angel Micheal and five other angels are here with me. The policeman said: "all these people inside this your small car? I charge you for overloading!!!

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I CAN'T BELIEVE

One day,
three mothers, a blonde,
brunette, and a redhead were all
discussing about their daughters bad un-expected deeds.

The Brunette said "When I was looking
through my daughters things
and I found a lot of cigarettes, I just can't
believe my daughter smokes."

The Redhead says "There was a day, I was
looking through my daughter's
things and I found a bottle of
liquor, I can't believe my
daughter drinks."

The Blonde says "When I was looking
through my daughters things
I found a pack of condoms,
I can't believe my daughter has
a P£N!S"

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GOING TO HAVE A WIFE

One sunday morning in the Sunday School class, little Johnny's teacher was
teaching about how God created
Everything, including animals and human
beings. Little Johnny seemed
especially intent when they
told him how Eve was
created out of one of Adam's
ribs. Later in the week his
mother noticed him lying
down as if he was ill,
so she asked, "Johnny, what is the
matter with you?"
Little Johnny responded, "I'm feeling
pains in my side. I think
I'm going to have a wife."

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CHOLESTEROL FREE

One day, Mr. Sadar angrily
rushed back
into the supermarket where he
had earlier
purchased a packet of
butter.
He shouted in annoyance at the
shop attendant, "Where is my
free gift?"
"But
Sir, there is no free
for purchasing butter," the
shopkeeper politely answered
him.
"Don't think you can fool me!!,"
shouted Mr. Sadar,
"it is clearly written on the
packet of the butter 'Cholesterol
free'.

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