PUT DOWN THE DAMN GUN

Nancy Patrick goes up to Father Samsom after Sunday morning service, and she's in tears.
He says, "So what's bothering you, dear?"
She says, "Oh, Father, I've got a very terrible news. My husband passed away last night."
The priest says, "Oh, Nancy, that's really terrible! Tell me, Nancy, did he have any last requests?"
She says, "Yes, he did, Father..." The priest says,
"What did he ask, Nancy?"
She says, "He said, "Please, Nancy, put down that damn gun...""

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