James said to her, is your husband at home? she said no, but you can still wait for him, he will soon be back. They both went to the sitting room and sat down there for a while, later James said to her: you have very good bre*sts I have never seen such in my life, can you show me one of them and I will give you $1,500 ? The woman shouted, what!!?? But later agreed and said ok and opened one of her bre*sts to James. James said, thanks and dropped the $1,500 on the table and said to her again: can u open the two of them and I will give u another $1,500 and the woman thought over it again and said ok and opened the two of the bre*sts for James to see and James dropped the money making it $3,000 and then he left. Not long, the woman's husband came back and the woman told him: Your friend James came to check you but he left some minutes ago. The husband asked her: Did he give you the $3,000 he brorred from me? The woman just stood in front of him, looking like a fool.
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Tuesday, August 23, 2011
THE BORROWED THREE THOUSAND DOLLARS
A man went out and left his wife at home. Ten minutes after the man left, somebody knocked at the door and she opened it, and it was her husband's friend, James.
James said to her, is your husband at home? she said no, but you can still wait for him, he will soon be back. They both went to the sitting room and sat down there for a while, later James said to her: you have very good bre*sts I have never seen such in my life, can you show me one of them and I will give you $1,500 ? The woman shouted, what!!?? But later agreed and said ok and opened one of her bre*sts to James. James said, thanks and dropped the $1,500 on the table and said to her again: can u open the two of them and I will give u another $1,500 and the woman thought over it again and said ok and opened the two of the bre*sts for James to see and James dropped the money making it $3,000 and then he left. Not long, the woman's husband came back and the woman told him: Your friend James came to check you but he left some minutes ago. The husband asked her: Did he give you the $3,000 he brorred from me? The woman just stood in front of him, looking like a fool.
James said to her, is your husband at home? she said no, but you can still wait for him, he will soon be back. They both went to the sitting room and sat down there for a while, later James said to her: you have very good bre*sts I have never seen such in my life, can you show me one of them and I will give you $1,500 ? The woman shouted, what!!?? But later agreed and said ok and opened one of her bre*sts to James. James said, thanks and dropped the $1,500 on the table and said to her again: can u open the two of them and I will give u another $1,500 and the woman thought over it again and said ok and opened the two of the bre*sts for James to see and James dropped the money making it $3,000 and then he left. Not long, the woman's husband came back and the woman told him: Your friend James came to check you but he left some minutes ago. The husband asked her: Did he give you the $3,000 he brorred from me? The woman just stood in front of him, looking like a fool.
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