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Sunday, October 2, 2011
MATHEMATICS LOVE LETTER
My Dear L¤ve, Yestaday, I was passing by your RECTANGULAR house in TRIGONOMETRIC Lane. There I Saw you with your cute CIRCULAR face,CONICAL nose and SPHERICAL eyes,Standing in your TRIANGULAR Garden. Before Seeing u, my heart was a NULL SET, but when a VECTOR of MAGNITUDE (Likeness) from your eyes at a DEVIATION of THETA RADIANS made a TANGENT to my heart , It DIFFERENTIATED. My Love for you is a QUADRATIC EQUATION with REAL ROOTS, which only you can solve by making good BINARY relation with me. The COSINE me my love for you to INFINITY. I Promise that I will not resolve you PARTIAL FUNCTIONS, but if I do So, you can INTEGRATE me by applying the LIMITS from Zero to INFINITY. You are as essential to me as an ELEMENT is to A SET.The GEOMETRY me my life revolver around your ACUTE Personality.My Love, If you do not meet me at PARABOLA Restaurant On Date 10 At Sunset,when the sun Is Makin An ANGLE Of 160 DEGREES with the ground, my heart would be like a solved POLYNOMIAL Of Degree 10. With love from your HIGHER ORDER DERIVATIVE Of MAXIMA and MINIMAL,me an UNKNOWN FUNCTION.. Before Seeing u, my heart was a NULL SET, but when a VECTOR of MAGNITUDE (Likeness) from your eyes at a DEVIATION of THETA RADIANS made a TANGENT to my heart , It DIFFERENTIATED. My Love for you is a QUADRATIC EQUATION with REAL ROOTS, which only you can solve by making good BINARY relation with me. The COSINE me my love for you to INFINITY. I Promise that I will not resolve you PARTIAL FUNCTIONS, but if I do So, you can INTEGRATE me by applying the LIMITS from Zero to INFINITY. You are as essential to me as an ELEMENT is to A SET.The GEOMETRY me my life revolver around your ACUTE Personality.My Love, If you do not meet me at PARABOLA Restaurant On Date 10 At Sunset,when the sun Is Makin An ANGLE Of 160 DEGREES with the ground, my heart would be like a solved POLYNOMIAL Of Degree 10. With love from your HIGHER ORDER DERIVATIVE Of MAXIMA and MINIMAL,me an UNKNOWN FUNCTION.
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