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Tuesday, November 8, 2011
WHY A BEAR SHOT A WAITER
A panda bear walks into a restaurant. He orders the special delicacies and eats everything. After he finished eating, he pulled out a pistol, killed the waiter and started to walk out through the door. The owner of the restaurant got annoyed says, “Hey, what are you doing? You come in here, you kill my waiter and walk away without even saying a word. I don't understand." The panda says, “Look it up in the dictionary,” and walks out through the door. So the owner got a dictionary and looked under the heading “Panda”. It reads: “Panda, black and white animal; lives in central China; eats shoots and leaves.”
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