Obasanjo of Nigeria,ex vice president atiku
abubaka, Agbani Darego (ex,miss
World 2001), and health Minister
onyebuchi chukwu are sitting in
a train going through a dark
tunnel. Suddenly, there is a
kissing sound and then a slap!!!
The train comes out of the tunnel
into daylight. The women and
Orji Uzo Kalu are sitting there
looking perplexed, because
everyone heard the slap, but
nobody was sure were it came
from. Obasanjo is bent over,
holding his face which is red
from the slap. All of them remain
diplomatically quiet and nobody
says anything, least of all, sorry!
Chikwe is thinking: "Nigerian
men are all crazy and even these
ones here are all lusting after
Agbani. Obasanjo must have tried
to kiss her in the tunnel. It is
quite proper that she slapped
him".
Agbani is thinking: "Mr President
must have moved to kiss me, and
got slapped... but by whom?"
Obasanjo is thinking: "Damn it,
Orji must have tried to kiss
Agbani, she thought it was me
and slapped me... but could this
little girl do such a thing without
fear?"
Kalu is thinking: "If this train
goes through another dark
tunnel, I could make another
kissing sound and slap Obasanjo
again"
LWKMD!!!
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