I GOT A JOKE FOR YOU

Tell me something," asked
Jon , "how many cookies can
you eat on an empty
stomach, Little Johnny?"
Little Johnny scratched his
head and said, "Well, five, I
think."
"Wrong," said Jon. "You can
only eat just one. After that,
your stomach isn't empty
any more! Gotcha!"
Little Johnny was impressed
so he decided to pull the
joke on his sister, Judi, when
he got home.
"Hey, Sis, how many cookies
can you eat on an empty
stomach?"
Judi thought for a minute or
two (it takes awhile to get
those two brain cells to fire
together) and said, "Two."
Little Johnny was dejected.
"Aw, if you'd said *five* I
had a great joke for you!"

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