I'M HERE TO FIX IT

A new lawyer in a firm was on his first day at work and wanted the first person to enter his office to see him busy. Soon, he heard a knock on his door, asked the person to come in and then quickly picked up his office phone and started saying "oh don't worry Mrs. Johnson, I'm sure your husband is innocent and by the way, the bank notified me of the money you sent. thank you once again." He then droped the phone and said to the man "so what can I do for you sir?"
MAN: "All the office telephones have been bad since yesterday and none of them is working ,so I'm here to fix it"

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MONTH OF RAMADAN

Two christians were lost in the sahara desert. One is David and the other's is Michael. They were terribly dying of hunger and thirst when they suddenly came upon an oasis with what looked like an emirate with a mosque in the middle. David said to Michael "let's pretend as if we are muslims otherwise we wil not get food or drink. I am going to call myself Mohamed" Michael refused to change his name "my name is Michael and I wil not pretend to be what I am not. When they got there, the imam of d mosque received both of them well and askd for their names. David said “my name is mohamed" Michael said “my name is Michael" The imam turns to the helpers of the mosque and said“pls bring some food and water for Michael only. Them he turned to the other and said“well mohamed I hope U are aware that we are still in the month of Ramadan?"

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THE YOGURT DRINK

One day, Johnny and his sister, Janet were playing in the garden when they suddenly found a
c¤nd¤m, thinking it was a balloon. They went inside the house and showed it to their mother.

Johnny: mummy, mummy, mummy see this kind of special balloon we found in the garden.

Mother: come on, go and throw that thing away. Don't play with this kind of balloon again.

Johnny and Janet went to the garden and had a short conversation...

Janet: Thank God we did not tell her that we drank the yogurt inside it.

Johnny: Thank God o. The yogurt is very sweet.

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MATHEMATICS LOVE LETTER

My Dear L¤ve, Yestaday, I was passing by your RECTANGULAR house in TRIGONOMETRIC Lane. There I Saw you with your cute CIRCULAR face,CONICAL nose and SPHERICAL eyes,Standing in your TRIANGULAR Garden. Before Seeing u, my heart was a NULL SET, but when a VECTOR of MAGNITUDE (Likeness) from your eyes at a DEVIATION of THETA RADIANS made a TANGENT to my heart , It DIFFERENTIATED. My Love for you is a QUADRATIC EQUATION with REAL ROOTS, which only you can solve by making good BINARY relation with me. The COSINE me my love for you to INFINITY. I Promise that I will not resolve you PARTIAL FUNCTIONS, but if I do So, you can INTEGRATE me by applying the LIMITS from Zero to INFINITY. You are as essential to me as an ELEMENT is to A SET.The GEOMETRY me my life revolver around your ACUTE Personality.My Love, If you do not meet me at PARABOLA Restaurant On Date 10 At Sunset,when the sun Is Makin An ANGLE Of 160 DEGREES with the ground, my heart would be like a solved POLYNOMIAL Of Degree 10. With love from your HIGHER ORDER DERIVATIVE Of MAXIMA and MINIMAL,me an UNKNOWN FUNCTION.. Before Seeing u, my heart was a NULL SET, but when a VECTOR of MAGNITUDE (Likeness) from your eyes at a DEVIATION of THETA RADIANS made a TANGENT to my heart , It DIFFERENTIATED. My Love for you is a QUADRATIC EQUATION with REAL ROOTS, which only you can solve by making good BINARY relation with me. The COSINE me my love for you to INFINITY. I Promise that I will not resolve you PARTIAL FUNCTIONS, but if I do So, you can INTEGRATE me by applying the LIMITS from Zero to INFINITY. You are as essential to me as an ELEMENT is to A SET.The GEOMETRY me my life revolver around your ACUTE Personality.My Love, If you do not meet me at PARABOLA Restaurant On Date 10 At Sunset,when the sun Is Makin An ANGLE Of 160 DEGREES with the ground, my heart would be like a solved POLYNOMIAL Of Degree 10. With love from your HIGHER ORDER DERIVATIVE Of MAXIMA and MINIMAL,me an UNKNOWN FUNCTION.

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HE HANDLES MURDER CASES

James went to a police station and saw officer John reading a bible. Just out of silliness James asked him, "officer,who killed Abel the son of Adam?" and officer John replied, "please speak to officer mark over there, he handles all the murder cases" replied"ver there, he handles all the murder cases" replied"

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