NAK£D UNCLE FRED

One day, a man gets back home early from
work and hears strange
noises coming from the
bedroom.
He rushes upstairs to find his
wife nak£d on the bed,
sweating and panting.
"What's wrong?" he says.
"I'm having a heart attack,"
cries the woman.
He rushes downstairs to grab
the phone for ambulance,
but just as he's dialing, his 4 -
year-old son comes up and
says, "Daddy! Daddy! Uncle
Fred is hiding in your closet
and he's got no clothes on!"
The man slams the phone
down and storms upstairs
into the bedroom, past his
screaming wife, and rips
open the wardrobe door and sure enough, there is his
brother, totally nak£d,
covering on the closet floor.
"You b*stard," the man says,"
my wife is having a heart
attack and you're running
around nak£d scaring the
kids!"

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