OH MY GOD!!!

Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee. The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, whenever he walks into a room, everyone calls him ' Father'."

The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room, people call him ' Your Grace'."

The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room, everyone says ' Your Eminence'."

The fourth Catholic man then says, "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room, people call him ' Your Holiness'."

Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, "Well....?"

She proudly replies, "I have a daughter, slim, tall, 38D br£ast, 24" waist and 34" hips. When she walks into a room, people say, " Oh My God!"

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