WHAT IS COURTING?

Little Johnny was only seven years old,
and like other boys his age,
rather curious. He had been
hearing quite a bit about
courting from other boys and he
wondered what it was and how
it was done. One day he took his
questions to his mother, and
she became flustered. Instead of
explaining things to Johnny she
told him to hide behind the
curtain one night and watch his
older sister and her boyfriend.
This he did, and the following
morning Johnny described
everything to his mother.
Sis and her boyfriend sat and
talked for awhile, then he
turned off most of the lights.
Then he started to kiss and hug
her, I figured sis must be
getting sick because her face
started looking funny. He must
have thought so too because he
put his hand inside her blouse to
feel her heart, just like the
doctor would. Except he's not as
good as the doctor, because he
seemed to have trouble finding
her heart.
He was getting sick too, because
pretty soon both of them
started panting and getting all
out of breath. His other hand
must have been getting cold
because he put it under her
skirt. About this time, sis got
toward the end of the couch.
This was when the fever started.
I know it was a fever because sis
told him that she was really
HOT.
Finally, I found out what was
making them so sick.... a big eel
had gotten inside his pants
somehow. It just jumped out of
his pants and stood there about
9 inches long. HONEST! Anyway,
he grabbed it in one hand to
keep it from getting away.
When sis saw it she got really
scared. Her eyes got big and her
mouth fell open, and she started
calling out to God and stuff like
that. I should tell her about the
ones I saw at the lake!
"Anyway," sis got brave and
tried to kill the eel by biting its
head off. All of a sudden, she
made a noise and let the eel
go... I guess it bit her back. Then
she grabbed it with both hands
and held it tight while he took a
muzzle out of his pocket and
slipped it over the eel's head to
keep it from biting again.
Sis lay back and spread her legs
so she could get a scissor lock
on it. And he helped by laying on
top of the eel. The eel put up a
hell of a fight. Sis started
groaning and squealing and her
boyfriend almost upset the
couch. I guess they wanted to
kill the eel by squishing it
between them.
After a while they both quit
moving and gave a great sigh.
Her boyfriend sat up and sure
enough they had killed the eel...
I knew it was dead because it
just hung there limp and some
of its insides were hanging out.
Sis and her boyfriend were a
little tired from the battle, but
they went on courting anyway.
He started hugging and kissing
her again. And by golly, the eel
wasn't dead after all. It jumped
straight up and started to fight
again. I guess eels are like super mario....
they have nine lives or
something.
This time sis jumped up and
tried to kill the eel by sitting on
it. After about 35 minutes of
struggle, they finally killed the
eel. I know it was dead this time
because I saw sis's boyfriend
peel off the skin and flush it
down the toilet.

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