DON'T WORRY, YOU CAN HAVE IT

A Scotsman and an Englishman once lived next door to each other. The Scotsman owned a hen and every morning he would look in his garden and pick up one of his gen's eggs for breakfast. One day he looked into his garden and saw that the hen had laid an egg in the Englishman’s garden. He was about to go next door when he saw the Englishman picking up the egg. The Scotsman ran up to the Englishman and told him that the egg belonged to him because he owned the hen. The Englishman disagreed because the egg was laid in his compound. They argued for a long time until the Scotsman finally said, “In my family we normally solve disputes by the following actions: I kick you in the testicles and time how long it takes for you to get back up. Then you kick me in the testicles and time how long it takes for me to get up. Whoever gets up quicker wins the egg.” The Englishman agreed to this and so the Scotsman put on the heaviest pair of boots he could find. He took a few steps back, then ran toward the Englishman and kicked him as hard as he could in the testicles. The Englishman fell to the floor clutching his groin, howling and shouting in agony for 30 minutes. Eventually the Englishman stood up and said, “Now it’s my turn to kick you.” The Scotsman smiled and said, “Don't worry, you can have the damn egg!!

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