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Wednesday, November 30, 2011
ASK AND IT SHALL BE GIVEN
John Jude closed from work work earlier than usual on Wednesday, when on his way home; John decided that he would give any lady that comes his way a free ride. After the third turn from his office in Victoria Island, he saw a Catholic Sister and gave her a free lift. While they were driving; he did not know how he would start a conversation with her. John therefore placed his hand on the Sister's laps pretending it was the car gear stick. The Sister softly said "Mathew 7:7 "; He quickly removed his hand. Some distance later, John attempted placing his hand on the Sister's laps a second and third time, each time, the Sister repeated, "Mathew 7:7 ". When the Sister got to her destination, she opened the door, thanked John and said to him, "Young man, The problem with you is that you don't read your Bible" When the Jude got home, he took his Bible and opened Mathew 7:7 ; which reads "Ask and it shall be given 2 you". Jude was really really sorry for himself.
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