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Monday, November 28, 2011
I CAN'T TAKE THE RISK
A man and his ever nagging and very troublesome wife went on holiday to the holy city of Jerusalem when the wife died unexpectedly. The undertaker said it will cost £5000 to ship her home or £50 to bury her there in Jerusalem. The man said that he'll prefer to ship her home. The undertaker said, "but Sir, why don't you bury her in the Holy Land here and save the money. The man said "a long time ago a man called Jesus was buried here and three days later he rose from the dead....I can't take the risk.
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