YOUR WIFE FELL FIVE TIMES

An old priest got fed up of all the people in his parish who kept confessing of adultery. One Sunday, on the pulpit, he said, "If I hear one more person confess of adultery, I'll quit!" Well, everyone liked him, so they came up with a coded word. A person who had committed adultery would say he/she had "fallen." This seemed to satisfy the old priest and things went well for a long time until the priest died at an old age. About a week after the new priest arrived, he visited the mayor of the town and seemed very concerned. The priest said, "You have to do something about the sidewalks in town. When people come into the confessional, they keep talking about having fallen." The mayor started to laugh, realizing that no one had told the new priest about the coded word. Before the mayor could even explain, the priest accused the mayor and said, "I don't know what you're laughing about, your wife fell five times this week."

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