CAUGHT SPEEDING

A police officer stops a woman who was over speeding

Woman: Any problem, Officer?

Officer: Madam, you were over speeding.

Woman: Oh, I see nothing wrong in that.

Officer: You say nothing wrong...Can I see your license please?

Woman: I would have given it to you but I don't have.

Officer: you don't have a license?

Woman: I Lost it 4 times for due to drunk driving.

Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.

Woman: I can not do that, it's not possible.

Officer: Why?

Woman: I stole this car.

Officer: you stole it?

Woman: Yes, and I killed the owner and hacked him up.

Officer: You what?

Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags that is in the trunk of this vehicle if you want to see. The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car, and calls for back up. Within a few minutes six police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his gun.

Officer 2: Madam, could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman quietly steps out of her vehicle.

Woman: Is there any problem sir?

Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.

Woman: Me!! Murdered a person, besides this car is mine?

Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please... The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.

Officer 2: Is this your car, madam?

Woman: Yes, I told you it's mine and here are the registration papers. The first officer is stunned.

Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license. The woman goes back into her car and takes out her handbag and brought out a clutch purse, took out her driving license and hands it to the officer. The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.

Officer 2: Thank you madam, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.

Woman: I'm very sure the the lying bastard told you I was speeding too.

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