THE STOLEN GOAT

A thief was caught red handed
with a stolen goat and was
reported to a police officer on
the road. As the policeman ws
trying to interrogate the thief,
the thief pretended to be deaf
and dumb. In a short while, a
man was passing by and
interfered the scene and said I'm
very gud at interpreting the
language of deaf and dumb
people. Now the thief started by
saying ...eberebeeebe... To his
surprise the interpreta said: "He
said He indeed stole d goat".
The thief was still trying to
explain like a dumb that he
doesn't mean what the
interpreter, said ...so he
proclaimed ebreebreefey ...
The interpreter said: "He said,
now that I have stolen the goat
what's your own concern or are
you the officer in charge of
stolen goats? The thief while still
trying to prove the interpreter
wrong said ...ebebeebe... The
interpreter said; "he said do you
think you can shakara me with
that your gun? If dem born you
well shoot me". As the police got
annoyed and was about to cork
the gun, the Thief shouted:
please, don't shoot me I stole the
goat to give you as gift for
Christmas.
The police man even got angrier
and said if no be say this gun no
get bullet I for don shoot you...

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