BAD NEWS

At dawn the telephone rings.
"Hello, Master Carlos, This is
Arnaldo your country house
caretaker"
Mr Carlos: "Ah yes, Mr. Arnaldo.
What can I do for you? Is there a
problem?"
Arnaldo: "Um, I am just calling to
advise you, sir, that your parrot
died"
Mr Carlos: "My parrot? Dead? The
one that won the competition?"
Arnaldo: "That's ð one sir."
Mr Carlos: "Darn! That's such a
pity! I spent a small fortune on
that bird. Oh well...what did he
die from?"
Arnaldo: "From eating rotten
meat."
Mr Carlos: "Rotten meat? Who
was so mean as to give him
meat?"
Arnaldo: "Nobody. He ate the
meat of one of the dead horses."
Mr Carlos: "Dead horse? What
dead horse Mr. Arnaldo?"
Arnaldo: Those pure breed ones
that you had, sir. They died from
all that work pulling the water
cart."
Mr Carlos: "Are you insane?! What
water cart?" :/
Arnaldo: "The one we used to put
out the fire."
Mr Carlos (now alert): "Good
Lord! What fire are you talking
about, man?"
Arnaldo: "The one at your house!
A candle fell and then the curtain
caught on fire."
Mr Carlos: "What the hell!!! But
there’s electricity at the
house!!!! What was the candle
for???"
Arnaldo: "Um um for the funeral
sir." #:-s
Mr Carlos: "WHAT BLOODY
FUNERAL
Arnaldo? !!!" >:O Arnaldo: "Um
um...Your mother's! She showed
up one night out of the blue and
I thought she was a thief, so I
SHOT HER DEAD sir...

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