5 DOLLARS PER BOTTLE

An old woman is going up in a
lift in a very lavish department
store when a young, beautiful
woman gets in, smelling of
expensive scent. She turns to the
old woman and says arrogantly:
'Romance by Ralph Lauren,
$3000 a bottle.'
Then another young woman gets
in the lift, She also turns to the
old woman and says snootily:
chanel No 5, $2550 a bottle.'
A few floors later, the old
woman has reached her
destination. As she gets out, she
looks both woman in the eye,
then turns round, bends over and farts, saying: 'Locally made, $5 a bottle .'

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