THE OTHER ONE IN THE MIRROR

One day, a man comes home
from work and greets his wife.
Upon seeing him, she asks for $20 to buy meat for dinner.
He leads her to a mirror,
holds up the $20 bill and says to her, "Honey, the $20 in the mirror is yours. The other belongs to me."
Satisfied with his "ingenious"
remark, he sits back and the
incident was forgotten.
...
The next day, he comes
home and greets his wife.
When he goes to the dining
room, the table is laden with meats and delicious foods.
Shaken, he asks his wife
where she got the money.
She leads him to the same
mirror and lifts up her skirt. "See that p**** in the mirror? That one belongs to you. The other belongs to the butcher."

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