A BET WITH DADDY AND TEACHER

Little Johnny likes gambling a lot. One day his father gets a new job so his entire family has to move to a new city. Johnny's daddy thinks, "I've got to put a stop to Johnny's gambling" when his father got to register him in a new school he calls the teacher and says, "My son Johnny will be starting your class tomorrow but he likes gambling a lot so you'll have to keep an eye on him." The teacher says "OK, I can handle it." The next day Johnny walks into the class and hands the teacher an apple and says, "Hi, my name is Johnny." She says, "Yes, I know who you are." Johnny smiles and says, “I bet you ten dollars you've got a mole on your butt." The teacher thinks that she will break his little gambling problem so she takes him up on the bet. She pulls her pants down and shows him her butt and there was no mole. That afternoon, Johnny goes home and tells his dad that he lost ten dollars to the teacher and why. So his dad calls the teacher and says, “Johnny said that he bet you that you had a mole on your butt and he lost." The teacher says, "Yeah, and I think I broke his gambling problem.” Johnny's dad laughs and says, “No you didn't, he bet me a hundred dollars this morning that he would see your ass before the day was over."

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