GIRL: Father, I have sinned. I called my boyfriend a ba$tard.
PRIEST: Well now, that's not a nice thing to call anyone, so what did he do to deserve that?
GIRL: Well, he k!ss£d me.
PRIEST: You mean like this? The priest k!ss£d the girl
GIRL: Yes!
PRIEST: Well that's no reason to call him a ba$tard.
GIRL: But, he put his hand in my top.
PRIEST:You mean like this? The priest put his hand in the girl's top
GIRL: Yes!
PRIEST: Well that's no reason to call him a ba$tard.
GIRL: But, he took my clothes off.
PRIEST: You mean like this? The priest took off the girl's clothes
GIRL: Yes!
PRIEST: Well that's no reason to call him a ba$tard.
GIRL: But, he had s£x with me!
PRIEST: You mean like this? The psychiatrist had s£x with the girl
GIRL: Yes!
PRIEST: Well that's no reason to call him a ba$tard.
GIRL: But, then he told me he has AIDS.
PRIEST: You mean Ba$tard has AIDS?!!!!
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