WAITING FOR A TRAIN

Nancy buys a self-assembly, flat-pack, of very wide cupboard from her local Homebase store. When she reached home reads the instructions manual carefully, counts the pieces then assembles the cupboard in the bedroom. It looks really very great and she is very happy. Now, Nancy lives near a railway line and as the train passes by the cupboard collapses. Undaunted by this misfortune she re-reads the instructions and reassembles the cupboard. Once more, another train passes and the whole cupboard collapses again. Nancy, now frustrated and thinking that she must have done something "wrong" re-re- reads the instructions and re-re- assembles the cupboard. Shortly, a train passes and the whole cupboard collapses yet again for the 3rd time. Nancy now gets fed up, cross and rather angry so she 'phones the customer service department. She is told that this is quite impossible and that they'll send along a fitter to take a look. The fitter arrives and assembles the cupboard. Again, a train passes and the cupboard collapses. Completely baffled and surprised by this unexpected event, the fitter decides to assemble the cupboard again and sit inside the cupboard to see whether he can find out what causes the cupboard to collapse. At this point, Rosie's husband comes home, sees the cupboard and says, 'Oh, that's a splendid looking cupboard,' and he opens it to look inside. The fitter, who had been wondering how to explain his position in Nancy's bedroom cupboard, blurts out, without being asked any question 'You probably won't believe me, but I'm sleeping here waiting for a train.'

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